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For sale- boot warmer

Postby Jhg » 02 05, 2022 •  [Post 1]

Cold feet got ya down? Try our Organic, gluten free boot warmer. Made by REAL squirrels!!****

Biodegradable, so you never have to worry about leaving it behind. Sold by the 10lb bag.

This is our best boot warmer, squirrel habitat sourced from public land and never imported. Don't be fooled by those "other" boot warmers. Get the real deal.
Taking orders for 2022 elk season.

They go fast so get yours today! $1.380 each.



Un-retouched photo of actual boot warmer in action!
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Unpaid testimonial:
"I was getting cold feet every time I stood around elk hunting. It really put a damper on the hunt. Then a friend suggested these boot warmers. Boy, am I glad I bought a bag. Cold feet are just a bad memory! Thanks." Dan Burlap, Idaho


***Due to supply chain delays and squirrel shortages please allow forever for delivery.
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Re: For sale- boot warmer

Postby Billy Goat » 02 07, 2022 •  [Post 2]

haha. well done and I've tried that boot warmer before.

not only will it help keep your boots warm, but it will also help dry out the exteriors of your boots.

I cant imagine how long it takes for a squirrel to make one of those. :)
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Re: For sale- boot warmer

Postby Jhg » 02 07, 2022 •  [Post 3]

Many generations. I have seen them 4 feet deep. Thats a LOT of cones being eaten.

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Re: For sale- boot warmer

Postby Lefty » 02 07, 2022 •  [Post 4]

They may be biodegradable but I found bunches of your boot warmers left in the woods this year.

One pile must have been for 3 or 4 hunters huddled together
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Re: For sale- boot warmer

Postby Jhg » 02 07, 2022 •  [Post 5]

Lefty wrote:They may be biodegradable but I found bunches of your boot warmers left in the woods this year...


Well, they are very popular. Even Martha Stewart wanted a bag but I wouldn't let her have one.
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Re: For sale- boot warmer

Postby Lefty » 02 07, 2022 •  [Post 6]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What you thinking :P
I would have traded for a Martha Stewart & Marley Spoon: Meal kit recipes: free delivery everywhere.
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