Are you an Elknut?

[WapitiTalk1]

"If you ___________________, you might be an Elknut." Popcorn ready, here we go. Kind of like Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck

[Lefty]

[i]"If you ___________________, you might be an Elknut."

Good one Phantom


------own more than 10 elk calls----

[Rangerz]

practice your calling in the shower

[ElkNut1]

If You DREAM ABOUT ELK EVERY NIGHT! I got it bad! (grin)

ElkNut1

[WapitiTalk1]

If a squeaky screen door makes you pause because you think you hear a cow, you may be an elknut

[ElkNut1]

Ha Ha, the medicine cabinet always gets me!! I swear it's one of the best cow sounds around!

ElkNut1

[WapitiTalk1]

If you wake up in the middle of the night, during the late summer several times each week, and think your gear list needs to be gone over again....for the 23d time, and the urge to pour over your topo maps yet again grips you like a pair of visegrips by flashlight in bed you may be an elknut

[WapitiTalk1]

Ha Ha, the medicine cabinet always gets me!! I swear it's one of the best cow sounds around!

ElkNut1

Yes sir.

[Stick]

You wake your neighbors practicing with your bugle.........

Your family is relieved when you head to elk camp.......

Your hat smells like an elks rear end......

[Tigger]

Your neighbors think you are homeless because you are always walking with a pack on....you just might be an elknut!

[Kessler10]

if you wake up in the middle of the night and check your desk drawer that your elk permit is still in there

[GoldToyBox]

You practice with your mouth call while driving.

no big deal on the freeway but at a stop sign you do get some long stares.

[ishy]

Training starts October 1st.

[ishy]

Practice abstinence Dec to Feb just cause you'd feel bad missing the birth, and subsequent birthdays.

[elk.addict]

Practice abstinence Dec to Feb just cause you'd feel bad missing the birth, and subsequent birthdays.

Yeah I messed up on that one. Wish I had planned better - oldest son Sept 17th! Notice the date on my profile pic.... That poor kid has spent many a b-day in the woods

[WapitiTalk1]

Your neighbors think you are homeless because you are always walking with a pack on....you just might be an elknut!

Love that one.. I resemble that remark.

[WapitiTalk1]

Practice abstinence Dec to Feb just cause you'd feel bad missing the birth, and subsequent birthdays.

Yah, was gonna mention that one. I even asked my future wife 29 years ago when her birthday was Elk.addict, I know your oldest will be in the woods with you the third week in SEPT, that's not a bad thing either.......

[elk.addict]

If the smell of elk urine gets you excited, you might be an elknut.

Or is just me

[WapitiTalk1]

If you've ever uttered the phrase "well, it doesn't get too dark to shoot for 20 minutes, let's go after him", you may be an elknut.

[Indian Summer]

"are reading this"

[Wapiti]

If you travel the oilfield roads on top the ridges at midnight in your electric golf cart bugling to locate elk........you might be an elknut !!

[elkstalker]

Good ones guys!

Your wife has ever kicked you outside for bugling too much in the house...

In hunting season baby wipes count as a shower...

If you've ever had a peanut butter and bacon sandwich (or jerky ramen soup)

[michiganelkfever]

If your from michigan, and you get picked up "before" your sons wedding reception, at the hall, by a bunch of guys with big trucks and trailors, and head to colorado!

[GobbleFarmer]

If you spend most of your free time on an elk hunting forum, though you have never even heard a bugle in person.

[WapitiTalk1]

If you see absolutely nothing wrong with wearing new hunting boots in the evening around the house and out in the yard for all to see, with legs like an anorexic albino emu, you may be an elknut. You can see the embarrasement on Oscar's face.....

[twinkieman]

If they had meeting's you would go. The meetings start with introductions, Hi my name is ______, and I'm an Elknut!

[welcher83]

You try to make it home from work before your wife so you can practice your calling.

[Mukbowhunt]

If you have your food for your trip planned and purchased by the end of July!

My name is Kyle and I am a confirmed Elknut!

[elk.addict]

If you have your food for your trip planned and purchased by the end of July!

My name is Kyle and I am a confirmed Elknut!

Haha, just finished my shopping on Thursday

[Ridge Ghost]

If you wear boots and a heavy pack to mow the lawn, sweating up a storm like a total weirdo.

[Ridge Ghost]

If you take a mental note of the stance (broadside, quartering, etc) and yardage of all pets, horses, cattle that you come across.

[Swede]

If you are on this forum while at work, but you need to keep you cursor on the taskbar near what you should be working on.

[Luckyman]

If you practice nervous grunts in the bathroom at work.... and have to give shrugs and strange looks to the bewildered co-workers on the way out.

[WapitiTalk1]

You guys have it bad. If you invite a couple of guys you've never met before off an internet forum (Hunt Washington) to "swing on by" tomorrow to practice elk sounds, you may be an Elknut

[WapitiTalk1]

If you have any 3 of 4 of these books/magazines in your bedside table, well....... you may be a you know what

Elknut's Playbook - Paul Medel
North American Elk: Ecology and Management - Jack Ward Thomas and Dale E. Toweill
Tree Stand Hunting Rocky Mountain Elk - John Erickson
Bugle Magazine

[elkaholic]

If you wear boots and a heavy pack to mow the lawn, sweating up a storm like a total weirdo.

Ha! ^^^ did this yesterday.

[lamrith]

You guys have it bad. If you invite a couple of guys you've never met before off an internet forum (Hunt Washington) to "swing on by" tomorrow to practice elk sounds, you may be an Elknut

If you accept said invitation without a second thought...

If you spend most of your free time on an elk hunting forum, though you have never even heard a bugle in person.

and every elk tv show you can watching how elk move and call naturally..

[GobbleFarmer]

yes that too!

[CurlyTail]

If you listen to Elknuts Playbook on CD while driving on vacation .......

If you think a Spike, a Martian, and a yearling Bull are different words for the same thing .....

If you can recite the hunting regulations for more than one state .....

If you own more than 5 packs .....

If you use a pop'n grunt to stop the elk .....

hey this is fun!