I miss Swede...

[cnelk]

I know he is out scouting his elk territory, but DANG!
I need some dry humor!!!!

[Huntography]

This one time, at elk camp......

R

[Bullnuts]

It was just me, my bow, and a donkey named Pudding...

[Swede]

I sure missed giving you guys my daily ration of garbage. Unfortunately I did not get to go scouting. My Brother got the flu on me and had to stay home. At the same time my computer got a bad virus too. I had to have it hospitalized. It was clearly my fault, as I did the dumbest thing anyone can do with their computer. I tried to speed it up by deleting a few extraneous programs. One of those extraneous ,it turns out was my antivirus. Well It took the computer store a week and a half to clean it up, and cost me over $100. Boy the laughs are all on me this time. I think EVERYONE now knows what a Neanderthal I am around a computer. Maybe the real joke is on John F. who made me an Elknut Forum "moderator". Ya suppose?

[Z Barebow]

Scouting for elk vs scrubbing a computer and losing buddy to flu. Hmmmm.

Swede- You have been screwed!

[JohnFitzgerald]

I sure missed giving you guys my daily ration of garbage. Unfortunately I did not get to go scouting. My Brother got the flu on me and had to stay home. At the same time my computer got a bad virus too. I had to have it hospitalized. It was clearly my fault, as I did the dumbest thing anyone can do with their computer. I tried to speed it up by deleting a few extraneous programs. One of those extraneous ,it turns out was my antivirus. Well It took the computer store a week and a half to clean it up, and cost me over $100. Boy the laughs are all on me this time. I think EVERYONE now knows what a Neanderthal I am around a computer. Maybe the real joke is on John F. who made me an Elknut Forum "moderator". Ya suppose?

Well we didn't put you on as a "moderator" for your good looks or your technical ability. Must have been because of your elk hunting knowledge.

[Swede]

John: I hope you never told your wife you married her for her cooking ability and not her great looks. I am crushed.

[JohnFitzgerald]

LOL, I'm sure glad your back! RJ and I were scheming in your absence.

[WapitiTalk1]

LOL, I'm sure glad your back! RJ and I were scheming in your absence.

It was "John's" idea to put a remote, electronic fart machine in the tree adjacent to your stand on your favorite wallow when you weren't looking... Honest

[JohnFitzgerald]

LOL, I'm sure glad your back! RJ and I were scheming in your absence.

It was "John's" idea to put a remote, electronic fart machine in the tree adjacent to your stand on your favorite wallow when you weren't looking... Honest

Was that a subtle hint that Swede is an old fart?

[cnelk]

Did you guys put a Whoopie Cushion on Swede tree stand seat?

[JohnFitzgerald]

No but I think RJ mentioned something about a sound box that makes whale noises. It would lull him right to dream land!