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Funny Fart Stories !

Postby >>>---WW----> » 11 01, 2022 •  [Post 1]

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Re: Funny Fart Stories !

Postby 7mmfan » 11 01, 2022 •  [Post 2]

The first one had me in stitches. Thanks for posting!
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Re: Funny Fart Stories !

Postby wawhitey » 11 07, 2022 •  [Post 3]

A few years ago we had a cadet from a maritime academy on the boat for the summer. I made up some false pretense to get him to enter the void under the wheelhouse. Think confined space, hands and knees. Anyway, he crawled in there, and i followed him in and blew ass. Just full on crapped myself. Then i performed a hasty yet well planned retreat, and locked him inside. Im pretty awesome. 8-)
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Re: Funny Fart Stories !

Postby 7mmfan » 11 08, 2022 •  [Post 4]

wawhitey wrote:A few years ago we had a cadet from a maritime academy on the boat for the summer. I made up some false pretense to get him to enter the void under the wheelhouse. Think confined space, hands and knees. Anyway, he crawled in there, and i followed him in and blew ass. Just full on crapped myself. Then i performed a hasty yet well planned retreat, and locked him inside. Im pretty awesome. 8-)


Oldest trick in the book. He should have seen that coming. Something about tight, warm slightly damp confines of boats seems to bring that out in people.
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